Tick anything you already have, in any order. Quests unlock once this is done.
Sit through a whole night before you sign up. You will see the format, how long five minutes really is, and that the room is mostly other new comics.
Find an open mic near you2 things left above. Quests are real things you go and do, so they only make sense once you have what you need.
First one waiting: Write ten jokes about your own life